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Meaty Fresh: Company Make A Deodorant That Smells Like BACON

Last week a company launched a new deodorant – that smells like BACON. Power Bacon deodorant comes with the tagline "For When You Sweat Like A Pig" and is said to feature a "meaty fresh" scent.

Seattle-based makers J&D say they designed the product specifically for people with active lifestyles and it "provides 24 hours of bacon scent". Instructions for the $9.99 stick say: "For all day meat scented protection apply liberally to underarms or private areas."

J&D’s was set-up by bacon crazy entrepreneurs Dave Lefkow and Justin Esch to offer a range of products celebrating the pork product. Their product range includes bacon-themed condoms, air freshener and a COFFIN.

Justin says: "Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. So be smart and buy the Bacon Lover in your life a stick of Power Bacon this Holiday Season." However, he warns: "Do not eat or hike in the woods without a firearm while wearing Power Bacon".

deodorant – dezodor
tagline reklámszöveg
to sweat – izzadni
meaty – húsos
scent – illat
designed – tervezett
specifically – kifejezetten
to provide – biztosítani
instructions – használati utasítás
protection – védelem
to apply liberally – bőségesen használni
bacon crazy – szalonna-bolond
entrepreneur – vállalkozó
bacon-themed – szalonna-témájú
condom – óvszer
air freshener – légfrissítő
coffin – koporsó
common sense – józan ész
woods – erdő
firearm – lőfegyver

Find the matching halves.

1. This old car really needs

a) in the woods.

2. If you don’t know how to switch it on,

b) but has no common sense.

3. Many people like to go for a walk

c) most people sweat.

4. She’s very intelligent,

d) some air freshener.

5. After working out in the gym

e) read the instructions.

answers: 1-d 2-e 3-a 4-b 5-c

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