Pizza Pouch – hogy mindig legyen nálunk pizza :)

Everyone loves pizza. That’s an understatement. But the worst part about pizza has always been that it isn’t near you at all times. Thanks to a revolutionary new product, that’s all about to change.

In fact, pizza was just named the most Instagrammed food in the entire world. Do you blame the pizza lovers of the world?

If I had to eat pizza every day for the rest of my life, it’d be more a blessing than anything. That’s exactly why I’m pleased to know this Portable Pizza Pouch actually exists. A new piece of neckware allows you to bring your pizza with you wherever you go.

I’m not kidding. There’s a pouch that allows you to slide a slice of pizza in it and wear it around your neck in case you have a craving attack and need to save your own life. Hey, it happens!

Simply fill your zip-locked plastic pouch with whichever type of pizza you desire — pepperoni, olive, veggie, mushroom, oh God, I’m already hungry now — and wear it with you all day, to meetings or dates or tennis lessons, taking bites as you please. Keep and carry a backup slice with this specially designed Pizza Pouch. A durable zip-lock sealing neck-strap pie slice device. Pizza always fresh and ready.

This brilliant invention is sold by Stupidiotic.

The product’s description says:

Just wearing this Pizza Pouch will instantly make you more popular and attractive. It’s a bold (and delicious) fashion statement. Portable pizza. The best invention since delivery.

There is no room for disagreement!

Behold, the Portable Pizza Pouch, a holder allowing a pizza lover to have a slice with him or her at all times.

For just $8, you can make sure you have a fresh slice of pizza around your neck at any given time. Consider yourself ready for anything!

source: elitedaily.com

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