Poénos Mikulás :)

Question

Answer

1. What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?

a) North Polish.

2. What’s red & white and red & white and red & white?

b) “Wrap” music!

3. Why is Christmas just like another day at the office?

c) At a Ho-ho-tel.

4. Where does Santa stay when he’s on holidays?

d) Because they have low elf esteem.

5. What nationality is Santa Claus?

e) Santa rolling down a hill!

6. What do you call someone who doesn’t believe in Father Christmas?

f) Subordinate Clauses

7. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?

g) A rebel without a Claus.

8. What kind of music do elves like best?

h) Nothing, it was on the house.

9. What happens if you accidentally eat a Christmas decoration?

i) Claustrophobic

10. Why are elves so depressed?

j) You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit!

11. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

k) Go to a “re-tail” shop for a new one.

12. What do you call Santa’s helpers?

l) You get “Tinsel”-itis!