Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday

“Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend. The famous F word we thank God for every week.”

“Fridays are the hardest in some ways: you’re so close to freedom.” (Lauren Oliver)

“Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.”

“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. (Henny Youngman)

“It’s Friday…any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window.” 

“I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday.”

“Things people say: It’s Friday! Things self-employed people say: It’s Friday?”

“Thursday doesn’t even count as a day, it’s just the thing that’s blocking Friday.”

“My boss yelled at me yesterday ‘It’s the fifth time you’ve been late to work this week! Do you know what that means!?’ I said, ‘Probably that it’s Friday?”    

“I know every day is a gift, but where’s the receipt for Mondays? I want to exchange it for another Friday.”

“Why is Monday so far away from Friday but Friday is so close to Monday?”

“If Friday had a face I would kiss it.”

Can you translate the sentence parts into English?

1. Becserélném egy másik péntekre.

2. Olyan közel vagy a szabadsághoz.

3. A főnököm rám üvöltött tegnap.

4. a hosszú házasságunk titka

5. minden nap ajándék

Key

1. I would exchange it for another Friday.

2. You’re so close to freedom.

3. My boss yelled at me yesterday.

4. the secret of our long marriage

5. every day is a gift