The Big Bang Theory – Amy and Sheldon Are Getting a Turtle

The Big Bang Theory – Amy and Sheldon Are Getting a Turtle

Leonard: I was unstoppable. I mean, I was, I was on fire. It was like my mind and my body were totally connected, like, like athletes must feel when they’re in the zone.

Penny: Again, it was miniature golf.

Leonard: Admit it, you’re a little turned on.

Penny: You can’t be this proud.

Leonard: Why not?

Penny: Because I beat you.

Leonard: Hey.

Penny: Hi.

Sheldon: Oh, good. You’re back.

Amy: We have some exciting news.

Leonard: Okay.

Sheldon: As you know, Amy and I have been together a long time, and a lot of things I never thought possible now seem possible.

Penny: Okay.

Amy: After a careful evaluation of our relationship, we decided that the time was right to take a step forward.

Leonard: Okay.

Sheldon: Do you want to say it?

Amy: Let’s say it together.

Together: We’re getting a turtle.

Penny: This is why I’ve been saying we should keep champagne on ice.

Sheldon: Sarcasm?

Amy: Yes.

Sheldon: Okay. That was tricky, ’cause when it comes to alcohol, she generally means business.

Leonard: Well, we’re, we’re very happy for you.

Penny: Yes.

Amy: Thank you. Acquiring a joint pet is a big step for us.

Sheldon: No. It’s true. It means that we care so much about each other, there’s enough left over for an eight-ounce reptile.

Leonard: Why a turtle?

Sheldon: After much deliberation, we’ve determined that a turtle is the ideal pet. They don’t shed fur, they don’t make noise.

Amy: For Halloween, we can dress him as a cobblestone.

Sheldon: Yeah. And if he ever goes berserk, I know I can outrun him. Coincidentally, that’s also why I chose you as a roommate.

Leonard: Well, congratulations. Who would’ve thought you two would be the first in our group to start a family?

Penny: Mm-hmm.

Amy: That’s what I said.