Grey’s Anatomy – Lunch Scene

Grey’s Anatomy – Lunch Scene

You don’t think it’s Bailey?

No.
Really? I kinda like them together. It’s not Yang, is it?

What are you guys talking about?

Oh, you haven’t heard. The chief’s having an

Mark, you are a terrible gossip.
I’m an excellent gossip.
Hey, mind if we join you?

No, have a seat. Not at all.
How’s your first day going? You ready to go back to Baghdad yet?

I’m actually really impressed the facility, the equipment, the caliber of the residents.
Have you met Cristina Yang yet?

Mm. Cristina Yang may in fact be the best resident I’ve ever seen.
You think?

Yeah, I do. I don’t think she likes me, but yeah.
Ooh. She doesn’t like you?

Mark.
No, you’re probably right. Just because Yang drove off the last three cardio attendings doesn’t mean

She did not.
Burke?

Come on, that was

Hahn?

She had nothing to do with Hahn leaving.
Nope, that was me.
Dixon?

Cristina just needs a strong cardio attending, and she deserves a strong cardio attending.
Cristina? Huh. Wow. So so you and Yang? What happened to you and Beth?

Oh, he didn’t tell you? Beth showed up at the hospital one day. She didn’t even know he was ow! Did you just kick me?

That was me.
So wait. Wait. When you called me up and you told me about this great job at this great hospital, you you were just bringing me out here as as a as a present for your new girlfriend? I it is a great job with great people, one of whom just happens to be Yeah, yeah, mm-hmm.
That’s okay. I’m not mad. I’m just gonna enjoy all the ways that you’re gonna have to make it up to me.
Okay.
So how do you like your present?

 Oh, private Benjamin over there? Owen said she would surprise me. Well, guess what. Surprise! She doesn’t know how to do surgery.
Leave her alone. It’s her first day.
Why are you defending her? She went to state school.
So did I.
Well, she’s skinny and blonde.
So’s mer.
Well, she’s annoying.
So are you.
Where is your wife, by the way?

I what did you say to Owen?

Oh, that she’s gotta go. I mean, he knows how important this is to me. I need someone who’s gonna take me to the next level. And he brings me, like, this desert storm Barbie who hasn’t seen the inside of an O.R. in, like, ten years? I mean, if this is what he thinks of my talent, then I’m I I gotta break up with him. Have you even talked to Izzie yet I mean, has anyone talked to her?

You know what? No one’s allowed to talk about Izzie while I eat.
Am I the only one concerned here? What?

It’s my first day back. I just wanted to have a nice, normal lunch together.
Oh, yeah? Well, take a look around. Nothing’s normal.