Gilmore Girls – Saturday Morning

Gilmore Girls – Saturday Morning

LORELAI: What are all these people doing up? It’s Saturday morning.
RORY: Some people like getting up early.
LORELAI: You lie.
RORY: No they do it voluntarily.
LORELAI: Really?
RORY: Everyday.
LORELAI: Ha! Jumpback!
RORY: Excuse me?
LORELAI: Kevin Bacon, Footloose, reaction to the no dancing in town rule is revealed to him by Chris Penn, brother to Sean, sage to all.
RORY: I shoulda known.
LORELAI: Yes you should. I don’t know what they teach you in that damn school. What?
RORY: I can’t go that way.
LORELAI: Why, we’re going to Luke’s.
RORY: No.
LORELAI: You pull me out of bed at 6:00 in the morning and then you say ‘no’ to Luke’s? Don’t you know how dangerous that is?
RORY: I can’t go that way.
LORELAI: Reason please?
RORY: Because we’d have to go by Doose’s market.
LORELAI: So?
RORY: So we might run into –
LORELAI: Oh.
RORY: Yeah.
LORELAI: Right. Um, you don’t know if he’s working?
RORY: I don’t remember. His weekend schedule changes a lot.
LORELAI: Ok, well we’ll just take the long way.
RORY: No.
LORELAI: Why?
RORY: We’d have to go by the school.
LORELAI: But there’s no school today.
RORY: But on his days off from work he plays football at the school with some of his friends.
LORELAI: Well what time?
RORY: It varies.
LORELAI: Ok, well we’ll just go down Peach street, we’ll circle around, you’re shaking your head why?
RORY: He lives on Peach.
LORELAI: Rory, honey, love of my life, you realize you’ve completely cut us from Luke’s where the happy coffee is.
RORY: I’m sorry.
LORELAI: No, it’s ok, it’s ok. Ok, we’ll just um, well, we’ll figure something out.
RORY: Sorry.
LORELAI: No, this is good. This is like ‘G.I. Jane’ but we get to keep our hair.
RORY: I just couldn’t.
LORELAI: Oh honey, say no more. Think of this as an adventure. Two girls battling the elements, desperate for survival.
RORY: Or coffee.
LORELAI: Same thing.
RORY: You know I bet you can tell a lot about people from their garbage.
LORELAI: Yeah.
RORY: Think about it, trash is discarded aspect of people’s lives.
LORELAI: Hmm.
RORY: It talks about their eating habits, what they read, do they go to concerts, are they responsible, do they pay bills on time?
LORELAI: Yeah, you do know honey, that garbage doesn’t actually talk at all unless it’s on Sesame Street.
RORY: I’m just trying to make a point.
LORELAI: That going through people’s garbage is interesting.
RORY: And educational.
LORELAI: And stinky and a little nuts.
RORY: There’s nothing nuts about wanting to know more about human nature. Curiosity is how we grow.
LORELAI: Bah! We have to get you out of this alley.
LORELAI: Who are all these people?
RORY: It’s the 6:00 am crowd.
LORELAI: I officially recognize nobody in this place.