Meaty Fresh: Company Make A Deodorant That Smells Like BACON
Last week a company launched a new deodorant – that smells like BACON. Power Bacon deodorant comes with the tagline "For When You Sweat Like A Pig" and is said to feature a "meaty fresh" scent.
Seattle-based makers J&D say they designed the product specifically for people with active lifestyles and it "provides 24 hours of bacon scent". Instructions for the $9.99 stick say: "For all day meat scented protection apply liberally to underarms or private areas."
J&D’s was set-up by bacon crazy entrepreneurs Dave Lefkow and Justin Esch to offer a range of products celebrating the pork product. Their product range includes bacon-themed condoms, air freshener and a COFFIN.
Justin says: "Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. So be smart and buy the Bacon Lover in your life a stick of Power Bacon this Holiday Season." However, he warns: "Do not eat or hike in the woods without a firearm while wearing Power Bacon".
deodorant – dezodor
tagline – reklámszöveg
to sweat – izzadni
meaty – húsos
scent – illat
designed – tervezett
specifically – kifejezetten
to provide – biztosítani
instructions – használati utasítás
protection – védelem
to apply liberally – bőségesen használni
bacon crazy – szalonna-bolond
entrepreneur – vállalkozó
bacon-themed – szalonna-témájú
condom – óvszer
air freshener – légfrissítő
coffin – koporsó
common sense – józan ész
woods – erdő
firearm – lőfegyver
Find the matching halves.
1. This old car really needs | a) in the woods. |
2. If you don’t know how to switch it on, | b) but has no common sense. |
3. Many people like to go for a walk | c) most people sweat. |
4. She’s very intelligent, | d) some air freshener. |
5. After working out in the gym | e) read the instructions. |
answers: 1-d 2-e 3-a 4-b 5-c
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