LITTLE BRITAIN: PAINTING SKETCH
In Herby, Lou Todd has kindly offered to paint his friend Andy’s bedroom.
Lou: Now, are you sure you want red?
Andy: Yeah.
Lou: I’ve got a very nice blue here. You like blue.
Andy: Yeah, I know.
Lou: But you’d rather have red?
Andy: Red, yeah.
Lou: You did ask for red last time and then said you didn’t like it. You said it was oppressive. You said red was the colour of blood and death.
Andy: Yeah, I know.
Lou: So what’s it to be?
Andy: I’m not painting it once and then having to do it again ’cause you say you don’t like it. That’s a right kerfuffle.
Andy: I know.
Lou: So final choice, red?
Andy: Red! Yeah.
Lou: Do you want to do the last little bit?
Andy: Yeah.
Lou: OK. There we go. There, finished.
Andy: I don’t like red.
