Gilmore Girls – Luke Fixing The Porch

Gilmore Girls – Luke Fixing The Porch

LORELAI: Dear God Almighty Mr. Mirkle!
LORELAI: Hey!
RORY: What?
LORELAI: You are not sleeping through this.
RORY: Through what?
LORELAI: The freaking Blue Man Group is outside our house!
RORY: I was sleeping through it!
LORELAI: It had to have woken you up.
RORY: No my insane mother Margot Kidder Gilmore woke me up.
LORELAI: Hey.
LUKE: Hey.
LORELAI: How are you today?
LUKE: Good, how are you?
LORELAI: Good, good. What are you doing?
LUKE: Fixing your porch rail.
LORELAI: That’s right. You are. You’re fixing my porch rail. . . . At six thirty in the morning!
LUKE: It was the only time I could do it.
LORELAI: Why? Why?
LUKE: It was broken. I noticed last time I was here. It could hurt somebody.
LORELAI: Luke, we sleep around here. Okay, we like it. It makes us pretty and keeps us from killing our crazy friends.
LUKE: You’re gonna wake the neighbours.
LORELAI: UGH! Could you pound one more thing while you’re out here? Your head! And a for-sale sign on the lawn because we’re moving. So that’s two things. The sign and your head.  And in that order ’cause otherwise you’ll be too dizzy to do the sign thing.
LORELAI: Ugh. Oh shoot. RORY!
LUKE: You locked out?
LORELAI: You don’t exist! RORY!
LUKE: You shouldn’t have closed the door.
LORELAI: Ah! RORY!
BABETTE: Lorelai, sugar, you’re waking up the entire neighbourhood. Please!
LORELAI: Excuse me!
RORY: I am officially annoyed.
LORELAI: Oh! Well, don’t blame me, blame Lu. . . He was right here.
RORY: Yeah, I know.
BABETTE: Get her back to bed doll.
LORELAI: He was banging on the. . .
RORY: I know.
LORELAI: It was something on the porch. It was broken.
RORY: I know.
LORELAI: I’m not crazy.
RORY: I know.
LORELAI: He was banging on something.
RORY: I know.

Watch the scene once more and match the sentences, please.

Key:

1.    d

2.    f

3.    a

4.    g

5.    b

6.    e

7.    h

8.    c