Friends – Joey Gets Tips On How To Repel Women

Friends – Joey Gets Tips On How To Repel Women

Joey: Look, what am I gonna do? I’m not flirting but still, I’m drawing her to me like – like a moth to a flame! What the hell’s going on over here?!?!? Monica’s gonna kill you! Look I need your help, I have to do something to-to repel this woman! Wait a minute, wait a minute, you guys repel women all the time.

Ross: Hey, I’ve been married 3 times

Joey: No-no-no I’ve seen it happen, you-you get a rapport going with a woman but somehow you manage to kill it. What’s your secret?

Ross: Look, we do not repel women OK? That is completely untrue.

Chandler: Oh no, yes we do my man. Remember when we were back in college and we went to that spring dance and you walked right up to that girl you liked and you could not stop talking about the Irish potato famine?

Ross: Yeah, well what about you? You weren’t you know, so hot in college either. After everything he said, he’d go “ba dum bum chessh”

Chandler: Yeah, Monica doesn’t like that either, Maybe I should stop doing that.

Ross: Oh y’know what, girls don’t like it when I start talking about science.

Chandler: That’s not specific to girls.

Joey: This is great, this is great, what else, what else?

Ross: Uh, they don’t like it when you correct their grammar.

Chandler: And they don’t like it when you explain why your jokes are funny.

Ross: They don’t like it when you keep asking them if they like you.

Chandler: Man, I’m so lucky I have Monica.

Ross: I’m never gonna find love again.

Watch the scene once again and fill in the gaps, please.

Joey: Look, what am I gonna do? I’m 1. _________ but still, I’m drawing her to me like – like a moth to a flame! What the hell’s going on over here?!?!? Monica’s gonna 2. __________! Look I need your help, I have to do something to-to repel this woman! Wait a minute, wait a minute, you guys repel women 3. __________

Ross: Hey, I’ve been married 3 times

Joey: No-no-no I’ve seen it happen, you-you get a rapport going with a woman but somehow you manage to 4. __________. What’s your secret?

Ross: Look, we do not repel women OK? That is completely untrue.

Chandler: Oh no, yes we do my man. Remember when we were back in college and we went to that spring dance and you walked right up to that girl you liked and you 5. _____________ talking about the Irish potato famine?

Ross: Yeah, well what about you? You weren’t you know, 6. _______ in college either. After everything he said, he’d go “ba dum bum chessh”

Chandler: Yeah, Monica doesn’t like that either, Maybe I should stop doing that.

Ross: Oh y’know what, girls don’t like it when I start talking about 7. ________.

Chandler: That’s not specific to girls.

Joey: This is great, this is great, what else, what else?

Ross: Uh, they don’t like it when you correct their grammar.

Chandler: And they don’t like it when you explain why your jokes 8. ________.

Ross: They don’t like it when you keep asking them if they like you.

Chandler: Man, I’m so lucky I have Monica.

Ross: I’m never gonna find love again.

Key:

1.    not flirting

2.    kill you

3.    all the time

4.    kill it

5.    could not stop

6.    so hot

7.    science

8.    are funny